This article is a transcript of the Courage the Cowardly Dog episode "Remembrance of Courage Past" from season 4, which aired on November 22, 2002.
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-(COURAGE WHINING)
-(MURIEL HUMMING)
(SLOBBERING)
Ooh!
Yes, Courage.
The chicken dumplings are just about done.
I know they're your favorite.
Yes!
Eustace, dinner's about ready.
Here you go.
Mmm-mmm-mmm!
Mmm-mmm!
(GULPS)
(LAUGHS)
(GULPING)
Huh?
(WHIMPERS)
(WHINING)
Oh!
(WAILING)
Baby, you're supposed to catch the ball.
(LAUGHING)
(GRUNTS)
DAD: Yay! MOM: All right!
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
MOM: Henry.
(GRUNTS) Ow!
(STRAINING)
(GRUNTING)
(COURAGE WAILING)
He's stuck.
Henry, we have to get him to the vet.
(COURAGE WAILING)
(WAILING)
(CONTINUES WAILING)
(CONTINUES WAILING)
(EXCLAIMS HAPPILY)
Ah! Okay.
(enemas)
(GRUNTS)
May I talk with the two of you for a moment?
In private.
(EXCLAIMS IN EXCITEMENT)
Mmm!
(SLURPING HAPPILY)
(GRUNTING)
(SNAPS)
(WAILING)
Huh?
-(DAD SCREAMING) - MOM: Help! Help!
MOM: Help!
DAD: Let us go!
Don't take me from my baby!
What are you doing to us?
BOTH: (SCREAMING) Help! Help! Help!
DAD: Help!
EUSTACE: Muriel!
Where's my dinner?
(MUTTERING)
Here you are, Eustace.
Some nice hot chicken dumplings.
What's with the stupid dog?
And what's he doing sitting at the table?
(GULPS)
Courage, you haven't finished your dumplings.
Is something wrong with them?
(SNIFFS)
Dumpling-hogging dog.
Human food's too good for you.
Muriel, from now on, it's dog food for the dog!
(HUMMING)
Oh, my!
Courage, you're still here?
You haven't moved since last night.
Why is that dog still sitting at the table?
Eustace, I'm worried about Courage.
I think he's not well.
I've got just the cure.
Ooga-booga-booga!
I think it's time we took Courage to the vet.
(GASPS)
(BOTH STRAINING)
Let us go!
Don't take me from my baby.
What are you doing to us?
Help!
(SCREAMING) Dad!
DAD: Help!
(WHINES)
(SNARLS)
(BRAYS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(LAUGHS)
(FOOTSTEPS)
MOM: Help! DAD: Let us go!
BOTH: Help! Help!
Help!
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(WHINING)
Mmm-hmm.
Hmm.
I know just what to do with the dog.
But I'd like to have a moment with him...
Alone.
Of course, Doctor.
No!
No need to be afraid, Courage.
We'll be right outside.
(BARKING WORRIEDLY)
Hey!
MURIEL: Courage, where are you going?
Stupid dog!
(SCREAMING)
Courage!
(PANTING)
-(WHINING) -(DOGS BARKING)
(STRAINING)
DAD: What are you doing to us?
MOM: Help! Help! DAD: Help!
(GASPS)
DAD: Help! MOM: Help!
(VET HUMMING)
BOTH: (SCREAMING) Help! Help!
(BUTTONS BEEPING)
(SNICKERS)
(PANICKED WHIMPERING)
(STRAINING)
(WHINES)
(TIMER BUZZING)
(WHINES)
(ENGINE WHIRRING)
Hey!
(GASPS)
Ready for the trip?
(SNICKERS)
-it's your turn now. -(BUTTONS BEEPING)
(GASPS)
(BUTTON BEEPS)
(CONTINUES BUZZING)
(VET LAUGHING)
What are you doing with my Courage?
-(WHIMPERING) -(BANGING ON DOOR)
You've seen too much!
You'll be the first humans to see my secret experiment at work!
Breeding dogs in space is the future.
EUSTACE: No!
MURIEL: You can't do this! EUSTACE: Hey!
(WAILING)
Help!
(VET BABBLING)
Huh?
-(COURAGE YIPPING) -(VET BABBLING)
(CONTINUES BUZZING)
Ooh!
(STRUGGLING)
(SCREAMING)
(RUMBLING)
(WHIMPERING)
(CONTINUES BUZZING)
- You can't do this! - Hey!
- Oh! -(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMING)
(EXCLAIMING IN SURPRISE)
(STRAINING)
It's time for your trip, little dog.
"(LAUG HS) -(G ROANS)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(GRUNTING)
(CONTINUES BUZZING)
Oh!
(SNICKERING) Oh!
COMPUTER VOICE: Five, four, three, two, one, launch.
(RUMBLING)
Oh, Courage. I knew you could do it.
Blah, blah, blah.
He still ain't sitting at the table.
(BABY COURAGE WAILING)
(WHIMPERING)
MURIEL: Oh, my. You poor thing.
Out here all alone?
What courage you have!
Would you like to come home with me?
(WHIMPERING)
I'll call you Courage.
We'll have a grand time.
Isn't it grand being together?
Our cozy wee family.
(GRUMBLING)
I wonder what became of the cruel veterinarian.
(GROWLS)
(DOGS GROWLING)
(GASPS)
(ALL GROWLING AND SNARLING)
Well... (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
Huh?
-(RIPPING) -(VET SCREAMING)