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Welcome back to Courage the Cowardly Rap Battles! Today, the battle is about fishes! It's The Fishsionary, the villainous fish that got the Bagges arrested on unjust crimes, versus The Bathtub Fish, the fish that gave words of en-courage-ment in the series finale, in a battle to see which secondary, one-time sea creature character is better! But...Are they alone? Find out by reading, you lazy! Enjoy!

Mary Testa as Fishsionary

John R. Dilworth as Bathtub Fish

Jim Cummings as Jojo

Paul Schoeffler as Instant Eel

The Battle:

COURAGE THE COWARDLY RAP BATTLES!!

THE FISHSIONARY!!

VERSUS!!

THE BATHTUB FISH!!

BEGIN!!

Bathtub Fish:

Why does this lying scammer think that she can win this?

It's about time that I showed you some real Fishy Business!

You're a monster! An uncivilized trickster with no morals!

My hot rhymes will leave you cooked by the end of this quarrel!

While I'm en-courage-ing the dog, you're getting his owners arrested!

Use those gigantic eyes to see that I can't be bested!

There's nothing beautiful about you! It's about time for you to see

That you're as far away from Perfect as perfect can be!

Fishsionary:

I'm gonna school you with my disses, leave you served on a dish!

Step up to me? You'll get arrested for crimes against fish!

There's nothing you can do to win after I attack, bub!

I'll drown you with my flow and leave you floating in the bathtub!

You gave Courage the most helpful advice that you could do

And yet they killed you, cooked you and ended up eating you!

With all your imperfections, you can do nothing at all,

Especially not taking me down in this verbal brawl!

Jojo:

Yo-yo! It's Jojo! The baddest mammal of them all!

Despite my height, when it comes to rap, I'm standing tall!

Not here to judge you, Fishsionary, I've just come here to say

That we won't need a rematch after you lose this race today!

Now, I'm not a Perfectionist, but this fish had better learn

That my flow is so fiery, you'll get cooked up and burned!

You guys couldn't be trained to spit better raps, you're absurd!

No need to rap after the dolphin has flipped you the bird!

Instant Eel:

Step off, cause this Eel could crush you in an Instant!

Fishsionary, you don't know a thing about Fishy Business!

There's nothing in this show that's ever been uglier than you!

I'll "re-civilize" you worse than The Bowl could ever do!

I've seen some weird things in my life, that's for sure,

But putting a Fish in a Bathtub is just completely absurd!

No no, Jojo, there's no way that you can win!

This is a battle for fishes, so how and why did you come in?

I'm destined to win this battle, call it natural selection!

You three are just the definitions of im-perfect-ion

You're losing to the best so, when I kill you, it shouldn't be a surprise!

Because the pipes are c-c-c-calling for your demise!


WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!

COURAGE THE COWARDLY RAP BATTLES!!

Poll:

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The poll was created at 00:53 on July 4, 2015, and so far 1 people voted.

More Battles From Me!

Courage the Cowardly Rap Battles!
Off-Season: Courage vs. Scooby-Doo - TBA
Season 1: Dr. Le Quack vs The Space Chicken - Space Whale vs Sand Whale - Velvet Vic vs Nowhere Newsman Katz vs Mad Dog - Box Demon vs Mattress Demon - Courage's Parents vs Muriel & Eustace - Good Empress vs Evil Empress - Robot Randy vs Mecha-Courage - Benton Tarantella vs Errol Van Volkheim - The Hard Drive Virus vs Mustafa al Bacterius - Ma Bagge vs Freaky Fred - Bathtub Fish vs Fishsionary - TBA - TBA - Season Finale
Season 2: TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - Season Finale
Season 3: TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - Season Finale
Season 4:  TBA

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