Welcome to the 6th episode of the first season of Courage the Cowardly Rap Battles! Today, in what could very much be my best idea yet, I'm putting the caregivers of Courage against each other. It's Muriel & Eustace Bagge versus Courage's Parents! This should be fun!! 

Thea White as Muriel Bagge

Arthur Anderson as Eustace Bagge

Carlos Alazraqui as Courage's Father

Mary Testa (I guess) as  Courage's Mother

The Battle:






Courage's Parents:

Look who decided to show up, although we wish they hadn't bothered!

The commonly targeted elder and the abusive fake father!

These two disposable disgraces shouldn't be too hard to fight!

With how many times you've been endangered, you'll never survive the night!

All Eustace is is useless and Muriel is just a kluts!

There's absolutely no way that you can stand up to us!

Face it, Muriel, no one in the show wants you around!

You'lknowhat most dogs feel like after we've sent you  to the pound!

Muriel & Eustace:

Stupid dogs! Your raps don't budge me! My mask does more scarin'!

I'm gonna put you mutts down! Call me the Cruel Veternarian!

You're gonna take us to the pound? Oh, my gosh! I'm so scared!

I'll run you over with my truck and we'll see how well you'll fare!

Oh, my! With those "ruff" lines, we're sure to be the winners!

You abandoned your son! We're his actual caregivers!

How can you expect people to like you when you don't even have names?

It's the end of the line for you, and I'm not playing any games!

Courage's Parents:

We're mad dogs! You're just pups! Prepare to suffer our fury!

You can't handle the vicious disses that we're spitting in a flurry!

We'll be seeing you punks later after we've flattened you like paper!

You're getting lamer by the second while we're simply getting greater!

I'll rip your heads off your shoulders, so just call me the Space Chicken!

You can't expect to best us with those dumb rhymes that you're spitting!

We're the greatest! You're the worst! And it's clear for us to see

That you're ifor a world of pain when you step up against me!

Muriel & Eustace:

World of pain? A grain of rice would be more powerful than you!

Especially if those rhymes are the best that you can do!

We've endured more shenanigans than you could ever put us through!

You know that we've crushed you here! There's no need for a round two!

You're dogs, right? Shouldn't you be outside, in this case?

And, when it comes to parenting, it's clear you're a disgrace!

You're bigger curses than Ramses could ever hope to bestow!

It's the enfoyomaggots! We've beat you down blow for blow!






Who won the battle?

The poll was created at 03:28 on March 28, 2015, and so far 4 people voted.

Check out more of my battles!

Courage the Cowardly Rap Battles!
Season 1: Le Quack vs The Space Chicken - Space Whale vs Sand Whale - Velvet Vic vs Nowhere Newsman - Katz vs Mad Dog - Box Demon vs Mattress Demon - Courage's Parents vs Muriel & Eustace - Good Empress vs Evil Empress - Robot Randy vs Mecha-Courage  - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - Season Finale

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