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Empresses!! Yay! Welcome to the 7th episode of the first season of Courage the Cowardly Rap Battles! Today, it's The Good Empress versus The Evil Empress in order to see who the better empress is in a pair of twin sisters.. You can look into the connection all you like. That's all there is to it. Enjoy! 


Kath Soucie (I guess) as The Good Empress

Laura Berger (I guess) as The Evil Empress

The Battle:

COURAGE THE COWARDLY RAP BATTLES!!

THE GOOD EMPRESS!!

VERSUS!!

THE EVIL EMPRESS!!

BEGIN!!

The Good Empress:

Look who decided to show up! It's my inferior twin sister!

I'm spitting disses so fiery that they'll leave you with a blister!

I'm against all this violence, but I'll make an exception

If it means beating this chump down and destroying her complexion!

You're a torturer! A mindless, spineless freak who thinks she's so cool

Because she overthrew me and added chaos to her rule!

You don't deserve to be the empress and so I've come for my throne!

Simply put, you're the worst ruler China has ever known!

The Evil Empress:

This waste of empress potential has been added to my kill list!

How can you hope to win this? You're basically a pacifist?

I'll de-Lung you and rip you apart, limb from limb!

Face the facts, everyone in the kingdom thinks you're a wimp!

You dressed up like a peasant cause you came to grips with reality!

I'll get back to my fierce roots and end this fight with a fatality!

You're stepping up to me? Not sure if you're courageous or just stupid!

Even Eustace would be a better ruler than this kid!

The Good Empress:

I may not be quick to violence, but you don't wanna make me mad!

You got defeated by a dog, which proves that your fighting is bad!

Yes, it's true that you look like a spitting image of me,

But, in your case, the apple fell way far from the tree!

The Evil Empress:

We may be identical, but in no way are we alike!

I'd say I'll overthrow you, but you should know what that's like!

You're a pitiful little waste of space who I'll destroy with great haste!

Never before have I seen a sight as hideous as your face!


WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!

COURAGE THE COWARDLY RAP BATTLES!!

Poll:

Who won the battle?
 
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The poll was created at 18:45 on March 28, 2015, and so far 2 people voted.

Check Out More Battles From Me:

Courage the Cowardly Rap Battles!
Season 1: Le Quack vs The Space Chicken - Space Whale vs Sand Whale - Velvet Vic vs Nowhere Newsman - Katz vs Mad Dog - Box Demon vs Mattress Demon - Courage's Parents vs Muriel & Eustace - Good Empress vs Evil Empress - Robot Randy vs Mecha-Courage  - Benton Tarantella vs Errol Van Volkheim  - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - Season Finale

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