Welcome back to Courage the Cowardly Rap Battles. Today, in the eighth installment of the franchise, we got two of the most distinguishable robots in the entirety of the show! It's Mecha Courage, the robotic canine made by Di Lung specifically to replace Courage, versus Robot Randy, the self-proclaimed "most powerful robot in the universe," in order to see who the better robot is. Enjoy!
Peter Fernandez as Robot Randy
John R. Dilworth as Mecha-Courage
COURAGE THE COWARDLY RAP BATTLES!!
Let's see a hunk of scrap metal take down a true bruiser!
Robot Pansy, you can't win! I'm a boss, you're a loser!
Nothing that you can do can ever hope to impress
You're an outcast! Hated by everyone on your planet!
You can't carve up a good set of rhymes, so just can it!
If you want someone to destroy you then, I guess, I'm your savior!
All those other robots only think you're a failure!
I may not want to destroy things, but I'll take time out of my life
To wreck you into tiny pieces, and I'll do it without strife!
You're a ripoff of Courage except a thousand times worse!
By the time I'm done with you, your new home will be a hearse!
You aren't a better Courage, you're an automaton devil!
I'm enduring all your attacks, better check your battery level!
Di Lung is clearly crazy if he thinks that you're the perfect dog!
You aren't serving as a challenge! Come on, bring it on!
Why don't you run on back home and sculpt yourself some better raps?
You can breakdance? Show me anyone who gives a crap!
Fly away on Ivana, there's no way that you'll surpass
The ultimate robotic dog who just shattered you like glass!
You call yourself effective? You couldn't kill your predecessor!
You're a flawed, failed, useless, disgrace of a competitor!
This overrated hunk of junk had better give up now
Before I call his creator up and have him melted down!
COURAGE THE COWARDLY RAP BATTLES!
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