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Welcome back to Courage the Cowardly Rap Battles. Today, in the eighth installment of the franchise, we got two of the most distinguishable robots in the entirety of the show! It's Mecha Courage, the robotic canine made by Di Lung specifically to replace Courage, versus Robot Randy, the self-proclaimed "most powerful robot in the universe," in order to see who the better robot is. Enjoy!


Peter Fernandez as Robot Randy

John R. Dilworth as Mecha-Courage

The Battle:

COURAGE THE COWARDLY RAP BATTLES!!

ROBOT RANDY!!

VERSUS!!

MECHA-COURAGE!!

BEGIN!!

Mecha-Courage:

Let's see a hunk of scrap metal take down a true bruiser!

Robot Pansy, you can't win! I'm a boss, you're a loser!

Nothing that you can do can ever hope to impress

Me when you're just the robot version of the Good Empress!

You're an outcast! Hated by everyone on your planet!

You can't carve up a good set of rhymes, so just can it!

If you want someone to destroy you then, I guess, I'm your savior!

All those other robots only think you're a failure!

Robot Randy:

I may not want to destroy things, but I'll take time out of my life

To wreck you into tiny pieces, and I'll do it without strife!

You're a ripoff of Courage except a thousand times worse!

By the time I'm done with you, your new home will be a hearse!

You aren't a better Courage, you're an automaton devil!

I'm enduring all your attacks, better check your battery level!

Di Lung is clearly crazy if he thinks that you're the perfect dog!

You aren't serving as a challenge! Come on, bring it on!

Mecha-Courage:

Why don't you run on back home and sculpt yourself some better raps?

You can breakdance? Show me anyone who gives a crap!

Fly away on Ivana, there's no way that you'll surpass

The ultimate robotic dog who just shattered you like glass!

Robot Randy:

You call yourself effective? You couldn't kill your predecessor!

You're a flawed, failed, useless, disgrace of a competitor!

This overrated hunk of junk had better give up now

Before I call his creator up and have him melted down!


WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

COURAGE THE COWARDLY RAP BATTLES!

Poll:

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The poll was created at 16:39 on March 29, 2015, and so far 1 people voted.

Check out my other battles!

Courage the Cowardly Rap Battles!
Season 1: Le Quack vs Space Chicken - Space Whale vs Sand Whale - Velvet Vic vs Nowhere Newsman - Katz vs Mad Dog - Box Demon vs Mattress Demon - Courage's Parents vs Muriel & Eustace - Good Empress vs Evil Empress - Robot Randy vs Mecha-Courage - Benton Tarantella vs Errol Van Volkheim  - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - Season Finale

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