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Welcome to the second Courage the Cowardly Rap Battles! Today, we got a whale of a battle (huehuehue)! We got the Space Whale versus the Sand Whale batting it out to see who the better...Whale is, I guess. I dunno. That's basically all that the connection has to offer. Whales. But, one of them comes from space! So, it must be good! Enjoy!


John R. Dilworth as  Space Whale

Arnold Stang as Sand Whale

The Battle:

COURAGE THE COWARDLY RAP BATTLES!!

THE SPACE WHALE!!

VERSUS!!

THE SAND WHALE!!

BEGIN!!

Space Whale:

There's only one whale that belongs here and it sure isn't you!

You play accordion like a Weird Al wannabe and you know it's true!

You don't belong on this show cause you suck worse than any other!

I'll devour you like the way you ate Eustace's mother!

You have no chance of beating this OG, so bring it on!

After this, I'll have stolen more than just your accordion!

The whale from space is gonna kick the tail of this disgrace!

You'll never succeed in this fight so step out of this place!

Sand Whale:

What's this loser doing trying to fight? Is he insane!

I hope you know that all your rap attacks are in vain!

I'm usually a gentle whale but now you've made me angry!

You should never have been foolish enough to challenge me!

Taking a break from my concert just to take this chump down!

I'll end you like the Space Squids and once again extinct this clown!

I'd say you're gonna get destroyed, but you should know what that's like!

You've no chance of outlasting when The Sand Whale Strikes!

Space Whale:

Yeah, I may have gotten killed, but I'm still better than you!

You play horrible music, so what's the best that you can do?

I'm a space ace and you're basically the Sandman's pet!

And when it comes to failed villains, you're as terrible as they get!

Sand Whale:

I'm a gargantuan musician and you're nothing but a hack!

You aren't effective in the slightest, punk, so face the facts!

There's absolutely no way that you can stand up to me!

Being the last of your species is all your legacy will be!


WHO WON?

WHO"S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!

COURAGE THE COWARDLY RAP BATTLES!!

Poll:

Who won the battle?
 
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The poll was created at 18:00 on February 27, 2015, and so far 3 people voted.

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Courage the Cowardly Rap Battles
Season 1: Le Quack vs The Space Chicken - Space Whale vs Sand Whale - Velvet Vic vs Nowhere Newsman  - Katz vs Mad Dog  - Box Demon vs Mattress Demon  - Courage's Parents vs Muriel & Eustace  - Good Empress vs Evil Empress  - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - TBA - Season Finale

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